It’s been a year I did not write any blog. Reason may be I have
become very lazy to write or something else.
But life keeps going like a taxi keeps moving :P.
I had an interview so to reach my destination I sat in an
auto in which two boys were already sitting.
They were about 20 or 21 years old. One was smoking wearing black-t shirt
and another one in red was talking over a phone. Both had cut their jeans to
look cool. Since I was in hurry and it
was Rakhsabandhan so all the taxies were loaded with the people. I decided to sit.
As I sat in the auto………
Red shirt boy,“ yar ye cigarette peena band karo dekh nai
rahe ho mam baithi hai.”
(Another one takes it very seriously and throws the cigarette
outside. I thought god has given some mind to this red one.)
Red shirt boy(over the phone call),” Jaan phone mat katna
please jaan phone mat katna aaj puri raat soya nai.Jaan mai tumse juth thode hi
bolunga.mai abhi polytechnic ja raha hu.Kal papa bahut daate rahe. Aaj jana jaruri hai. Sorry jaan
main tumhe pareshan karne k liye phone nai kar raha tha. Mai ye check karne k
liye phone kiya rha ke tum kya kahogi.
Jaan chhoti bahen kya kar rahi hai uske kapde dhul gye kya?
Abhi tak kapde dhul rahi hai.( he cut the phone)
Yaar ab dekh mai isi ki bahen ko phone lagata hu.iski sagi
bahen hai.(Red shirt boy to the black one)
Hello ha Kiran. Kiran hi bol rahi ho na. Arey arey suno to
sahi. Nai nai phone mat katna.agar phone kata to mai auto se neeche kud
jaunga.abhi auto me hu tumhari kasam jaan mai abhi neeche kud jaunga iski jimmedar
tum hogi.( I wishpered, “please go ahead I will help you to do this good job”.)
Achha batao kapde dhul gyee. Nai dhule?Kitna kaam karti ho
tum.Kon kon se kapde dhul rahi ho? Achha nasta kar li? Kya abhi nahayi bhi nai?
Tumne bataya nai kon kon se kapde dhul rahi ho. Arey arey naraj kyon hoti ho.
Ab kya mai tumse majak bhi nai kar sakta? Achha jaan kapde dhul kar ke naha kar
ke, nashta kar ke jab aaram kar lo tab mujhe phone karna.misscall kar dena. Mujhe
husband manti ho k nahi.agar manti hogi to phone karogi nai to nai karogi. Agar
meri ek bhi call miss call gyi to mai apna hath kaat k tumhare liye apni jaan
de dunga. Tumhe pata nai maine pura plan bana liya hai.tumhare papa se baat mai
karunga. Abhi polytechnic wali scholarship milegi kuch paise tum apne ghar se
lana aur mera ek friend bhi hai hum teeno dilli challenge. Bas abhi room dhund
rha hu jaise hi room mil jayega mai aur mera friend aayega tumhare ghar.Fir sab
theek ho jayega hume koi alag nai kar payega.
Achha jaan papa ka phone aa rha hai baad me phone karna
ha.phone jarur karna theek hai na.
Yaar phone me balance khatm ho gya tha.(to the black shirt)
Black shirt boy, “bhaga k leke jayega be”.
Red shirt, “arey yar jo paise leke aayegi usse apna kaam
chal jayega. Tu dekh rha hai jo kapde maine pahne hue hai ye pure 550 rupye ke
hai. Aur sun ye uski badi bahen ne dilaye hai.”
Black shirt boy, “yar tu to bada wala hai be uski bahen ko
bhi nai chhoda.”
Arey arey yahi rok lena kinare se.
Red shirt boy, “yar mere paas 500 rs ka note hai tute nai
hai tu dede paise.”
Black shirt boy, “mere paas bas 20 rupye hai tu apne khud
de mujhe nai pata.”
Red shirt boy counts coins and give the money to the auto
driver.
Bhai yaar bura mat manna ha.aur koi jarurat to mujhe bata
dena polytechnic me apna badhiya hissab kitab hai. Okay bhai sorry ha.
(Red shirt boy to the auto driver)
Whether girls are very foolish or boys don’t have anything
to do except making girls fool.
what says ???????????
what says ???????????
